Stop Copying Me!

Hayden Christensen is wearing my T-Shirt. Seriously, I just bought that shirt this weekend. But mine isn't a V-Neck, cuz that's gay. (Just Jared)

Fergie is living out her 15 minutes. Let's just say "hair" today, gone tomorrow. (Hollywood Tuna)

Beyonce is doing her thing in Paris. (Pink is the New Blog)

Before you can tell Paris Hilton to drink in moderation. You first need to explain to her what "moderation" means. She's not good with the big words. (IDLYITW)

In unsurprising news, Steven Tyler of Aerosmith has Hepatitis C. (DListed)

Kate Moss still wants to marry Pete Doherty. That's retarded. (Popsugar)

Brad Pitt and Borat: BFF! (A Socialite's Life)

Ever wondered what Star Wars would be like with Matthew McConaughey in it? Wonder no more. (CityRag)

Did David Hasselhoff's daughter attempt suicide, or just get scratched by the cat? (Hollywood Rag)

What's better than a tiny Indian boy doing the robot and smoking a cigarette? Absolutely nothing! This is a must see. (CollegeHumor)