Shatner? I Hardly Knew Her!

Want to win yourself two Celebrity Roast DVDs? All you need to do is make fun of William Shatner. Now that's easy. (Junkiness)

Christina Aguilera may look classy on the outside, but she's still dirrty on the inside. (Hollywood Tuna)

Snakes on a soundtrack party. (Pink is the New Blog)

Brandon Davis is a one trick pony. (IDLYITW)

Mel Gibson gets probation, and fines. I think an appropriate punishment would have been circumcission. (A Socialite's Life)

Jude Law does daddy duty. (Just Jared)

What's weirder: That Haley Joel Osment (the kid from The Sixth Sense) got booked for drunk driving, that he was driving a '95 Saturn, or that he's actually old enough to drive? (DListed)

Tim Burton and Johnny Depp together again. (Popsugar)

Britney Spears didn't mean to get pregnant again. "It just kinda happened." (Hollywood Rag)

So what's the word on the Jennifer Garner baby bump? (CityRag)

Christina Ricci is blaming her lack of popularity on being short. (CelebNewsWire)

It's always fun to see news reporters swearing on live TV. (CollegeHumor)