Would You Wear That?

Jamie Pressley makes lingerie for skanks. (Popoholic)

Jennifer Love Hewitt's boyfriend is real cool. (Hollywood Tuna)

Bryce Dallas Howard is pregnant. (Pink is the New Blog)

Joe Simpson is a creepy dude. (IDLYITW)

Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn are engaged. (Just Jared)

Oh wait. No they're not. (A Socialite's Life)

Robin Williams has checked himself into rehab before having any ugly Mel Gibson-style outbursts. (DListed)

Who the hell let Ben Affleck direct a movie!? (Popsugar)

Don't hassel the Hoff, just grope him. (Hollywood Rag)

"Matthew McConaughey Moose Knuckle." I don't write this stuff, I just link to it. (CityRag)

Anna Nicole Smith wants to be friends with Britney Spears. I think that's too much white trash in the same place. (CelebNewsWire)

Do yourself a favour, don't try to be Spider-man. (CollegeHumor)

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