And It Isn’t Even a Cute Dog

Tori Spelling's dog is way cuter than she is. (DListed)

Mariah Carey need to put on more clothes. (Hollywood Tuna)

Britney Spears reminds me of that time Homer Simpson got super fat to stay home from work. She's got the Mumu. All that's missing is the fish-filet. (Pink is the New Blog)

Joe Francis is a total dick. (LA Times)

Colin Farrell isn't so hot. (IDLYITW)

Remember Cuba Gooding Jr.? Neither do I. (A Socialite's Life)

How many times do Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock need to get married? I hope they know it won't make there marriage last any longer. (Popsugar)

Matthew McConaughey is still riding his bike. (Just Jared)

Now's your chance to wear some celebrity clothing. (CityRag)

Is Eva Longoria a bad influence on Jessica Simpson? (CelebNewsWire)

Madonna isn't happy with Mel Gibson. (Hollywood Rag)

But at least Patrick Swayze has Mel's back. (Junkiness)

Bob Saget is too cool to put down the phone. (CollegeHumor)