Bad Motherfuckin’ Snakes!

It's Snakes on a Motherfuckin' Samuel L. Jackson! (Pink is the New Blog)

Elisha Cuthbert plans to keep her clothes on. Sorry. (Hollywood Tuna)

Hilary Duff and her Chihuahua: Separated at birth. (DListed)

Carmen Electra and Jamie Foxx? That sounds about right. (IDLYITW)

What's weird is not that Lionel Richie is putting his daughter Nicole Richie in his new music video. What's weird is that he actually has a new music video. (Just Jared)

David Hasselhoff is off the booze, so quit hasselin' him. (A Socialite's Life)

Teri Hatcher is just trying to make ends meet. (Popsugar)

George Michael is not getting married, in case you were wondering. (Hollywood Rag)

What do celebrities do for day jobs? (CityRag)

Conan O'Brien is hosting the Emmy Awards. That should be fun. I mean it. That should be fun. I'm not being sarcastic. (Celebrity Nation)

What could be more fun than Trampoline Olympics? (CollegeHumor)

Video Bonus: What do you get when you mashup SuperFriends and Mallrats? An awesomely funny video called "

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