Lindsay Lohan vs. Paris Hilton: Fight! – That Bitch Hacked My Blackberry

The never-ending Lindsay vs. Paris saga continues to not end. And while I'm loathe to compare this conflict to that in the middle east, this fight is escalating as well. No, Paris Hilton isn't firing rockets at Lindsay Lohan, but she might be hacking into Lindsay's BlackBerry. At least that's what Lindsay Lohan thinks, according to Page Six.

Lindsay Lohan is having a Paris Hilton-esque problem, and her camp is suggesting Hilton may be behind it. This week, according to Lohan's rep, Leslie Sloane Zelnik, someone stole the password to her BlackBerry and sent her friends "disgusting and very mean messages that everyone thought were coming from Lindsay.




They weren't. We now have her lawyers looking into it. Some people think Paris may have been involved because the wording of the messages sounds very familiar." Hilton had her own messaging incident two years ago when her T-Mobile was hacked into and her private messages were put on the Web - including ones saying [then married] Jessica Simpson had a crush on Justin Timberlake and that Us Weekly's Ken Baker was in her pocket.




Not surprisingly, Hilton's rep, Elliot Mintz, denies she has anything to do with Lohan's BlackBerry and adds: "I'm saddened this happened to Lindsay. I lived through this with Paris two years ago when her Sidekick was hacked into, and the loss of privacy is unbearable. But as for any suggestion that Paris would have anything to do with this, that is silly, untrue and unfortunate."

Now, don't get me wrong. I'm not saying that Paris Hilton wouldn't hack Lindsay's Blackberry, I'm just saying that she couldn't. No, I'm still surprised that Paris Hilton manages to walk upright, let alone even use a BlackBerry. She's definitely not hacking into one. And I also think that hanging out with anyone who could hack a BlackBerry would be so socially unacceptable for Paris, that her friends wouldn't know how either. Besides, after seeing some of her friends, I can easily say they're just as deficient as she is.

No, Lindsay, Paris didn't hack your BlackBerry. You probably got high and started blurting out your password to everyone. Or maybe not. Maybe Paris Hilton is a computer genius, and I've just been wrong this entire times. Ya, I'm sure that's it.

Anyway, here are more pictures of Lindsay Lohan in that great blue bikini. It was either post extras of these, or extras of other Lindsay Lohan pictures. Forgive me, but it was an easy choice.

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