Jessica Simpson’s Breasts Want You to Buy Her Album

Well, Jessica Simpson has a new album out, so you know what that means: She's going to be everywhere you look for at least the next two weeks. Thankfully, Jessica Simpson isn't bad to look at.

And it looks like Jessica's continuing her Bad Girl Inside a Good Girl routine today with this almost, but not quite, naughty outfit. You see, nothing is actually left up to chance in the world of mega-album promotions. So when you see Jessica Simpson showing Side boob, you can be sure it wasn't an accident.

No, Jessica and her "people" (which includes her dad, gross) are all taking very deliberate steps in trying to control her image. And now that Jessica's newly divorced, they can't quite hide behind that virginal bride image anymore. So what do they do? Turn up the sex. Or at least as much as they without pulling a total 180, and just cloning Christina Aguilera.

Anyway, it really doesn't matter why Jessica is trying to sex up her image. You really don't need any justification for showing side boob.