Paris Hilton has Half a Glove and Half a Brain

All right. Can someone please put a stop to this right now. If Paris Hilton's demented "half glove" thing becomes a trend I will kill somebody. I mean it. And hopefully it'll be Paris.

Seriously, Uggs were one thing. Leggings, well at least they serve a function (supposedly). This glove crap is just plain retarded. As in: "That retarded kid thinks it's cool to wear half a glove." It isn't cool. It's retarded.

Please, somebody do something. Can't we take away her "celebrity" pass? Or maybe hit her in the kneecap with a tire iron?

More pictures of Paris Hilton and her stupid half glove after the jump.