Gwyneth Paltrow Doesn’t Really Like Children

Well, it's time to make more Gwyneth Paltrow baby name jokes. According to Page Six, Gwyneth is going to name her new son Mortimer, after Steven Spielberg. Naturally.

Gwyneth Paltrow is having a boy - and no, she's not going to name him Orange. The Oscar winner, mother with hubby Chris Martin of adorable daughter Apple, wants to name her second child Mortimer, after her godfather Steven Spielberg, according to rossmathews.net. Paltrow apparently affectionately refers to Spielberg as "Uncle Morty" - which we guess is better than "Uncle Miltie," the famed funnyman Milton Berle.

Considering the source, couldn't she have been a little bit joking? I mean, Mortimer? That's, well, um, wrong. That's not nice. She's obviously determined to ruin the lives of her children. Or perhaps she's just trying to keep them humble. What better way to keep your rich kid's ego in check than by having all the other kids on the playground relentlessly making fun of them, I say.

And even though you've probably seen them before, here are those pictures of Gwyneth Paltrow pregnant in a bikini.