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Vanna White is one sexy pussy cat. (Hollywood Tuna)

Jenna Von Oy is "back" in action. (Pink is the New Blog)

Who the hell is Pete Doherty, and why does he keep getting arrested? And why do people care? (A Socialite's Life)

Anderson Cooper pervs out at Mardi Gras. (Just Jared)

Patrick Dempsey is dyslexic. Mazel tov! (IDLYITW)

I bet Nicole Richie's fake foam pregnancy belly weighs more than she does. (DListed)

Madonna gets the full photoshop treatment. (CityRag)

Teri Hatcher's breasts may have been real (though they were never spectacular), but her face isn't. (Popsugar)

Fergie just insists on being fugly. (Hollywood Rag)

A sex tape you don't want to see: Jane Fonda, Ted Turner, and a strap-on. Ugh. (CelebNewsWire)