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Ha ha! Nicky Hilton got her cell phone number posted on the Interweb. (Jossip)

Uh oh! Someone got their hands on Paris Hilton's journal, computer, and video tapes... Can you say sequel!? (Hollywood Rag)

Pamela Anderson embraces her stripper roots at the Brit Awards. (Hollywood Tuna)

Check out pictures from Joaquin Phoenix's car crash. (Popsugar)

Is Britney Spears pregnant again? Kevin Federline needs to be castrated immediatley. (Pink is the New Blog)

Angelina Jolie gets all political on Nightline. (Just Jared)

Holy Crap! Jessica Simpson is getting $35 Million to stay at Columbia Records. (A Socialite's Life)

I don't care what's up with Tom Cruise, but maybe you do. (IDLYITW)

Is Val Kilmer going on a graffiti rampage? (CityRag)

Ryan Seacrest doesn't like being asked if he is gay. I don't get it, everyone knows he is already. (DListed)

Dark Crystal 2! What more needs to be said. (JoBlo)

Matt Leblanc only signs autographs for the girls, buddy. (Best Week Ever)

Katie Holmes complete with baby bump, coffee, and lip sores. (Yeeeah!)

Want to know a little more about that new network The CW? I think The Triple U (get it?) would be a much better name, however. (Pop Candy)