Weekend Links

Penelope Cruz gets see-through on the beach while filming her new movie. (HollywoodTuna)

Looking for pictures of Sarah Michelle Gellar nude? Too bad. Even though she plays a porn star in her next movie, it ain't happenin'. But you can check out a new promo shot from the film. (Just Jared)

Brad Pitt's high school year book is for sale on eBay. Who buys this crap? (CityRag)

Jennifer Lopez is an inconsiderate smoker. Tsk Tsk. (IDLYITW)

Billionaire Mark Cuban wants his daughter to have fat ankles. (A Socialite's Life)

Perez Hilton is hanging out with Paris Hilton. (Perez Hilton)

But is Paris Hilton is just using Perez Hilton? (DListed)

Meanwhile, Paris Hilton has been enshrined in Rhode Island. Maybe now she can apply for religious protection. (Jossip)

Wilmer Valderama aka Fez, signs on for big screen CHiPs remake. Latino stereotypes ensue. (Yeeeah!)

Ashlee Simpson used to be anorexic. Too bad she's still annoying. (Glitterati)

Matt Damon (you should have said that like Team America) got married. (Popsugar)

Turns out Nicole Ritchie actually got dumped! Awesome. (Hollywood Rag)

Is Tom Hanks wearing makeup? Cuz it looks like he is. (Damn I'm Cute)