Yes, There Is A “Full House” Porn Parody

Notoriously family friendly comedy Full House is returning on Netflix this month in Fuller House and people like me that grew up in the 90's are pretty psyched. Not because it was a good show, far from it. It is wonderful in its terribleness. I'll freely admit that I had a crush on Candace Cameron when I was a kid. She's still pretty sexy, even though in real life she is a religious nutjob. Still, a boy can dream. With that in mind, the folks at Woodrocket.com and Pornhub created the Full House parody movie. It is called...wait for it...Full Holes. It has Danny, Jesse, and Joey getting it on with grown up versions of Kimmy Gibbler and the girls, including a set of Olsen twin stand ins. Oh, and did I mention that Mr. Woodchuck, Joey's wood obsessed puppet, also makes an appearance as Mr. Woodcock? Well, he does. The horror...

The above clip is pretty tame, no nudity, but it does give you a flavor for the shenanigans that the parody promises. What ever happend to predictability?