Nina Agdal, Gigi Hadid, Chanel Iman Big Cleavage For Sport Illustrated Swim City Event

SI is really milking the shizz out of their one popular edition of the year, and why not. To celebrate bikini hotties is to celebrate life. The magazine invited a whole gaggle of super hottie lingerie and swimsuit models back to their place for a party to honor the release of the annual Swimsuit Edition and allow guests to ogle the amazingly attractive women who just arrived en masse.

Erin Heatherton, Nina Agdal, Gigi Hadid and a half dozen other of the world's finest looking young ladies came decked out and showing off and traipsing into the party where to score an invite, you had to be a true insider. Or an outsider with a billion dollars, which is my dream someday. Insider sounds like too much work. I just want to Scratch n' Sniff all the loveliest of swimsuit hotties in attendance and pass out my business card with the slogan 'For a good time, call somebody else, for a great time, call me." I can't possibly live up to that reputation, but fishing is all about the bait. Oh, hotties, please come to my place one day. I have frozen shrimp. Enjoy.

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