Kate Compton Black Thongtastic Bikini In Malibu

It's getting to the point that if you're blonde and hot and your name is Kate, you pretty much have to model your exquisite body along the shoreline pimping something or other. It's just one of those executive order unwritten rules type of things. Kate Compton took up the cause most recently in one wicked hot black thong bikini that highlighted the derriere of a goddess, with the body of a nymph, and we can only hope the mind of a naughty devil.

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Kate's statuesque fine female form looked stellar both upright and sprawled out across the sand. She really knows how to use her sextastic tools to the utmost in a bathing suit that my grandmother would've made the tsk-tsk sound about. Granny disapproval is a sure sign of goodness. Kate, you are one killer beauty. I dare you to show me how that suit untangles when coming off your body. Double dare you. Enjoy.

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