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bill-swift - April 5, 2016
You know when a movie stars the ex-members of N'Sync minus the successful ones that it's going to be a true clunker. It's not my rule, it's just a rule. Nevertheless, the zombie apocalypse movie Dead 7 brought out at least one, make that two tools from the toolshed worth eyeball to the premiere in the form of Chloe Lattanzi and her rather noteworthy busty low cut dress. You may remember Chloe from a handful of films you've never seen. Or more likely as the daughter of Olivia Newton John, making her way as a celebrity daughter in Hollywood.
I've had pretty much my decade's fill of zombie movies at this point. I will never see too many good looking women with their enormous funbags hanging out of their dresses. Even as a non-zombie, that's some flesh I could be tempted to bite into. Chloe, people might tell you this is no way to get yourself attention. I will tell you the exact opposite. And I happen to know a thing or too about getting attention from ten million drooling oglers. Listen to your Uncle Bill. Now, let's get those suckers oiled down for the evening. Enjoy.
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