The Tragic Loss Of Thousands Of Gallons Of Scotch

A great tragedy has taken place in Scotland. An event whose repercussions will be felt for a while. Some dumbasses at the Chivas factory in Dumbarton flushed thousands of gallons of delicious whiskey down the drain and into the Scottish sewer system. Chivas makes iconic scotch whiskeys Chivas Regal, Glenlivet, Ballantine's and other wonderful  labels of fire water. The smell was so strong that workers in the sewers were getting drunk off the fumes. Mind you, this is over the smell of poopies in the sewer. We at Egotastic! love us some whiskey in general and Scotch in particular. It is perhaps the most manly of liquors. Vodka, tequila, and rum are all great but the ladies like them in their mixed drinks as well. How many ladies do you know that like scotch? Not many.

Is there a greater party foul than spilling a drink? What about thousands of gallons of drinks? I would like to call a moratorium to label these careless workers that dumped this scotch as the biggest party foul perpetrators in history.