Beyonce Doesn’t Quite Slip, But Shines Sextastic at Super Bowl Halftime

Like I said when the whole Beyonce inaugural lip-synching controversy broke -- who cares. Let's be honest, like the music or not, Beyonce looked effin' hot last night at the half time show of The Super Bowl, flashing her newly yoked MILFtastic body, and wearing an outfit that many people were certain was flashing her headlights, though we remain fairly convinced she was wearing some headlight covers in the least. Nevertheless, that couldn't entirely take away from just how silky curvy smooth the alluring diva with the killer body looked as she reunited with her Destiny's Child pals, what's her name and the other one.

Yes, Beyonce is back. Back in our 'man I'd like to explore that curvy body inch by inch' naughty minds. Back where she belongs. Enjoy.