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bill-swift - January 30, 2016
Bella's mom might go on crying on reality show about the lyme disease affecting her and her children, but I see no signs in Bella Hadid of anything other than hot and healthy and wickedly teen model sextastic. I have a certain fondness for Bella that can only be explained with the metaphor of how much a mouse likes cheese. I'd go to great lengths, avoiding many perils and traps, to snag a piece of Bella for my own appetites. I wish I were the tiger or the lion in my animal metaphors, but mice do get away with a lot of fun. In this case, with the cat. Or the cheese. I can't remember I'm just staring so hard at super hot Bella.
Both Bella and her sister Gigi Hadid are hard at work in Paris Fashion week using their unusually buxom model forms to show off haute couture to a bunch of shoppers and lady fashion buyers that I assure you do not appreciate her figure in the same manner I do. I want to sculpt Bella Hadid in some kind of difficult to obtain marble. Then put the statue in my bedroom and dress it in lingerie and stare at it and cry. Everybody has their methods, don't mock mine. Bella, in that tight little black number, you remind of the girls I want so badly to be my date to the prom if I could go back in time and have a date without so many canker sores. Marry me. Oh, that was right out there. Just for like one night. Enjoy.
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