Take Your Lipitor, Pizza Hut Is Coming Out With A Stuffed Garlic Knot Pizza

Pizza Hut have been innovators in making pizzas more unhealthy. While other fast food establishments are trying to appeal to a more health conscious public by making their food less fattening, Pizza Hut said "screw it" and went the other way. Who can forget their hot dog stuffed pizza crust? That was something you eat if you hate your digestive system. Now, they are coming out with the Stuffed Garlic Knot Pizza. Not only is the crust made up of little garlic knots but they are also stuffed with cheese. I'm overweight and have eaten some crap in my life, but this is pretty intense. I'm pretty sure if you eat all that cheese you will be backed up for the next three months. This is a pizza you eat if you've given up on life. When you have come to the end of your rope and are contemplating ending it all, that's when you eat this pizza. It will drive you over the edge.

Or maybe it's delicious, I don't know. What I do know is that there is no coming back when you eat this pizza. You've committed yourself to swelling to 800 pounds and having to be cut out of your house.