NYC Opens A Masturbation Booth

New York City is a vibrant city in which you can see things you can't see in any other city. One of those things is people masturbating in public. If you live here long enough, like a week, you will someone masturbating either on the street or the subway. No one wants to see that but it's so common that people are pretty blasé about it. You have to be. If you get upset every time it happens you are going to be upset all the time. But it's unfortunate that it has to be done out in the open. With that in mind, British sex toy company Hot Octopuss came up with the Guyfi, which is a masturbation booth on 28th street and 5th avenue in Manhattan. Basically, it is an old phone booth with a curtain and a laptop. Over a hundred men took them up on the offer in their first couple of days. Hot Octopuss founder Adam Lewis said,

"There's no denying that working a nine to five job can be stressful on both your mind and body, especially in a non-stop city like Manhattan. It's really important for guys to look after themselves so that they can stay healthy and focus properly on the task in hand. We're told time and time again how beneficial it is to have a break away from your desk. At Hot Octopuss we are all about looking for new solutions to improve everyday life and we feel we've done just that with the new GuyFi booth. We hope the city's men enjoy using the space we've created in whatever way they want. It's completely free of charge… all that we ask is they thank us when they get their promotion!"

Yes, but who is going to clean the booth? Will the city have to take it up? create a department of jizz mopers? Hard to say whose jurisdiction it falls under.