Hey, Sony, That’s A Pretty Awesome (and Freaking Huge) Kratos Statue You Have There

Now, natch, 'freaking huge' is a relative term. If Jurassic World's Indominus Rex had been two feet tall, how shit would that have been? Not the most dramatic ending to a movie, as the angry little dude chews on someone's bootlaces. You'd have felt some kind of way about that, wouldn't you? You'd have stormed out of the theater, throwing the extortionate popcorn and IMAX ticket you had to take out a loan to buy in disgust as you left. Damn right you would.

In other areas, two feet really is huge. Areas like bugs and wangs, for instance (I don't know about you, but I don't have 26 inches of dick to swing around, and my fiancee's probably pretty thankful for that). It's fairly enormous for a collectible action figure/statue thing, too.

Yes indeed. A lot of you Ego-gamers probably have a figure or two lurking around on your desk, but this is going much too far. What the hell are you doing, Kratos? We know, we've seen you in God of War and know you're a gives-no-effs sort of guy, but have you no regard for our desk space?

This luxury collectible was made to celebrate ten years of the series. It's the size of a child; a furious, bald, goateed child who decapitates gods in his spare time. It's awesome, it's gargantuan, it's ridiculous and it's expensive (one of these bad boys will cost you $600). It's limited edition, too. If you feel like dropping the cashtacular, you can check out more details and get yourself one over at the PlayStation Gear store.

Via IGN.