Now You Can Pay To Have a Turtle Make A Prank Call

In our modern age of apps and services you can pay anyone to do just about anything it seems. You can have someone come and walk your dog or rent a car at the mere touch of a button. Now you can have a service called Turtlecalls call your friends, enemies, and family and pretend to be a turtle. Like, the animal that lives in a shell turtle. For $2 the turtle will call once and leave a message. For $10 he'll call three times before leaving a message and $20 allows you to schedule the time of the call, say during the big meeting. And remember, the caller is pretending to be a turtle. 

The internet is an amazing place. All of human knowledge up until this point is just a click away. But the real wonder of of the internet is that is facilitates things like Turtlecalls happening.