For the Scruffy: Soft Goat Stubble Softener

Got a stubble that can't be tamed? You might love your facial scruff but it's not exactly something chicks will want rubbing all over their lips, t'ts, or cl't, or wherever it is you're giving her some lovin'. The solution? The Soft Goat Stubble Softener which turns your sandpaper-like facial fuzz into something softer and tamer.

The textured foam pads work quickly to make those sharp, rough edges so you can give some love without any of the hurt. Unless you're a perpetual heartbreaker.

Get It: $12