Happy Early Birthday, Alessandra Ambrosio

When you're a celebrity, or at least, a wicked hot lingerie model, you get to celebrate your birthday over the course of many nights. There's no shortage of people who want to take you out for drinks and give you a birthday spanking.

Alessandra Ambrosio is turning 33, but not until tomorrow, which puts me on the first ever early side of a birthday wish. I'm typically two weeks late. The Victoria's Secret MILFtastic hottie went out to one of the hot clubs last night looking more sextastic than ever in a tight little black dress. As I've always believed, the truly good looking girls get even more alluring with age. Happy Birthday, blessedly hot creature from Brazil.