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bill-swift - April 11, 2014
I was reading recently somewhere where Scarlett Johansson says she really doesn't like the nickname, ScarJo. Which is fair enough, you don't really get to pick your nicknames, and if she doesn't like that abbreviated moniker, she could go with the one I've picked out for her: Super Wicked Hot Cleavetastic Bouncy Fun Time Girl. Though ScarJo is quicker to type and easier to remember.
Featured in the new edition of Vanity Fair magazine, Scarlett looks all kinds of mature and elegant and most importantly, boobtastic and giving of her bosom in these pictures for the ladies. There's something about a girl who can look incredible in a skin tight body suit for The Avengers then turn around and raise many happy parts whilst posing in designer pieces in upscale magazines. I really do think I love her. I suppose she's off the market for at least a little while until celebrity marriage length of service terms kick in, along with MILF processing time. But I suspect she'll be even hotter then, if possible. Enjoy.
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