Chupacabra Captured In Texas?

A woman in Texas thinks that she captured a Chupacabra in her backyard. Jackie Stock and her husband, (I kid you not), Bubba found the fiendish alien bloodsucker eating corn from their tree. Why they had corn in their tree is a mystery. They trapped the beast in a cage they happened to have handy. Again, mystery. Jackie knew that they had something special when she saw the animal,

"He called me to come and look, and I said ‘Bubba that looks like a baby chupacabra,'"

Local vets think that it might just be a coyote or dog with severe mange or possibly just a busted ass raccoon. Several similar creatures have been spotted around the Texas area. Most of them have been killed and stuffed because Texas. But it's rare to capture one of these illusive blood drinkers alive. The intergalactic space dog will be studied by the local animal control office and then it will probably be confiscated by the government so they can create an army of Chupacabras to hunt down and kill terrorists.