Call of Duty ‘Codnaps’ Eager Players, All in the Name of a Crazy-Ass Commercial (VIDEO)

Wives? Children? Jobs? Personal hygiene? Nuts to them. Who has time for that crap? No man. Not when there's new Call of Duty: Ghosts DLC to be playing.

So say Activision. You may be eagerly anticipating next Tuesday's release of the Onslaught package, or you may have no effs to give about Ghosts' new set of maps. That's immaterial, because our only concern right now is: this is a pretty badass commercial, right here.

You'd be forgiven for thinking you were watching the opening moments of The Dark Knight, with less clown masks and more ill-advised beards. Watch as Stephen Graham demonstrates the only real way for us to get our Call of Duty on in peace. Although it may --may-- be a little excessive.

Kudos to them for once again putting on a hell of a show. It's like a piss-takey action movie in four minutes.