A Doughnut Stuffed Burrito Is Real Because America

I'm from Texas and I love me a good breakfast burrito. There is nothing, (especially after a night of drinking), that helps you recover than bacon, eggs, cheese, and potatoes stuffed in a tortilla. But sometimes you don't want something savory and you opt for something sweet like a doughnut. Whosoever doesn't like doughnuts hates life. There are other times, however, when you kind of want both but then you feel bad ordering both a breakfast burrito and a doughnut. A bakery in California called Surfin' Donuts in Mission Viejo has solved this problem with the Doughrito. What the hell is that, you might say. Imagine a doughnut, stuffed inside a tortilla along with eggs, bacon or sausage, and cheese. This will either be the most delicious thing ever, the grossest thing ever, or kill you. Or all three.

I think I'm going to go to this Surfin' Donuts to see for myself. I've given up on life anyway.