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bill-swift - June 24, 2016
How am I not currently in Miami? Sorry, you don't have to answer that. I've completely forgotten that while the Northern Hemisphere is warm all over that Miami in early summer is the single hottest hotspot for models and hot thespianics domestic and imported to be working their hot swimsuit body magic in front of a desirous and camera-laden paparazzi set.Â
Thus sweet bodied lovelies such as Alyssa Julya Smith are certain to be taking their down time in bikinis across the sands of South Florida, baring their wares and accepting their judgement for all the Pilates and yoga of the past many months. Alyssa, I'm prepared to give you an "A" for effort, an "A" for results, and a phone call to discuss this in more detail and how I might bring you your report card in person. Your bikini body is putting a hurting on me. No, a Band-Aid won't cure this kind of boo-boo. Enjoy.
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