Behold The Horror Of Burger King Mac N’ Cheetos

I like Cheetos quite a bit. I don't eat them anymore because I'm on a diet and bright orange crunchy things are not on them unless they are carrots and who really cares for that? In my younger and more rotund days I could polish off a big bag of them in a single sitting. Cheetos can barely be categorized as food as I'm pretty sure that it is all inorganic chemicals. But what if I told you that Burger King, those purveyors of fast food that makes you fart, had invented the greatest/worst food combination of all time with Mac N' Cheetos? What in the name of Zeus' testes is that? Imagine sticks of mac and cheese noodles deep fried and then covered in Cheetos' patented orange dust powder. I'm not sure if that's the most vomit inducing thing I've ever heard or whether it will be the ambrosia of the gods. It's hard to say.

I'm going to try them, of course. I can't stay away. I may have a problem. Just give me some Lipitor, doc, and let's call it a day.