Freddie’s Pizza Trolled By ‘Five Nights at Freddy’s’ Fans

  I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but the world’s going to shit right about now. All we need is effing Bieber to drop another album/hit social media with another shot of his scrawny naked ass on a boat, and our doom will be complete. It’s time for nutbags wearing ‘THE END IS NIGH’ sandwich boards. 

As such, you can understand why people get themselves lost in fantasy worlds like World of Warcraft. The worst danger you face in Azeroth is a big ol’ dragon chewing on your scrote; no wonder gamers cruise on into Korean Internet cafes and don’t come out for seventeen years.

Our only defensive mechanism in this crazy world? Prank calls with an extra side of snark. As an unfortunate pizza joint in New Jersey is finding.

Freddie’s Restaurant and Pizzeria, those of you good with this whole ‘reading’ thing will notice, has Freddie’s in its name there. This is enough to have the Five Nights at Freddy’s jokers calling at all hours, making smartass cracks about animatronics and night watchmen and such. It’s gotten so bad that regular customers struggle to place orders, while out-of-staters tie up the phone lines.

‘Oscar Hernandez, the manager of real-life Freddie's,’ Polygon reports, ‘says one number is responsible for hundreds of calls. Its area code is nowhere close to New Jersey.’ Now, I like a snarky joke as much as the next guy, but who really has that much time on their hands? Let’s leave the poor pizza purveyors alone already.