Sasquatch Is Modeling Now

One of the big problems with Bigfoot is that it is almost impossible to get a good picture of him. Indeed it seems that one of his main activities is walking through heavy brush that occludes a clear shot. With all the advances in photographic equipment, the best footage of Bigfoot is still that one 8mm film of him walking through a clearing from several hundred feet away. But it seems that Bigfoot doesn't want to hid anymore and wants to be out in the open, at least temporarily. Times are tough for a woodland ape who is losing his habitat. So, he got a job at Jack Links beef jerky. Their product isn't that great but Sasquatch's commercials are pretty good. It's sad that he had to get a job and couldn't just stay in the forest eating berries and whatnot but such is the world we live in.

I wonder what they pay him? Is it in food or do they pay him in money? Does Sasquatch have a better apartment than me and a supermodel wife? It's entirely possible.