Karlie Kloss Plunging Cleavage, There’s Gold in Them Darn Hills

One thing you'll almost never see on red carpets these days. Bras. And good riddance says I. The braless bare chested look is in among the rich and famous, thespianic and models, decked out for show and cameras and lights and action. Those silly undergarments of yore never served much purpose other than to frustrate men on multiple levels. We asked for this progression, under our breath, and now, here it is. And it's wonderful.

Karlie Kloss struck a mighty impressive and sextastic tall blonde and lean braless figure on the red carpet. The big time fashion model and best friends with every important girl in show business flashed her chest in a plunging gold dress that hugged her body and could probably be described in more detail by somebody who knows something about fashion. From our perspective, let's just call her gown, peek-a-boo, I see you. Or at least the fun parts. I'm certain this look toward many many hours to perfect. I'm equally certain I'd dismantle all of it in under ten seconds if we were alone, Karlie. Maybe five if I'd had a Red Bull. Two if Red Bull and Cialis. Rockstar cocktail. Let's do this, lady in gold. Enjoy.

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