Christina Milian See-Through Killer Dress for New York Pimping

Damn you, pasties. They truly kill more fun than stern parents and nosy vice-principals combined. Nevertheless, they're not covering enough to hide the hot curvaceousness that is Christina Milian. We simply can't get enough of Christina's hourglass shaped body and hour much time we'd like to spend with it upside down, if you know what I'm saying. That's an ancient timepiece metaphor. They're not easy to come by.

Christina was pimping of all things, an aroma called Curves, as if a woman with the female form of Christina Milian needs a special scent to get men to notice her. Nope. That passion inducing body and a see-through dress will do the trick. This whole sheer and invisible dress trend is clearly working in the favor of the ogling gentleman. Highlighter pens would be the next step. I've got a million ideas. But only one heart. It lusts for you, Christina. I love your smile. Yes, I'm looking. Enjoy.

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