Elsa Hosk Red Leather Advent Writhing (VIDEO)

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At this point, your guess is as good as mine as to what the heck's going on in these Love Advent calendar videos. The levels of meta and sheer home movie mania gone experimental are well beyond me. Sometimes I wonder if modern art isn't more modern than art. But then I'm just a gentleman ogler who is able to keep his eyes on the prize. In this case, Elsa Hosk and her magnificent Swedish angel body in red leather straps throwing herself about a stage.

I'm not necessarily a fan of the gold nose ring thing, but I won't let that ruin my leers of the sextastic blonde siren in some leather undies writhing around on the floor. I'd be lying if I didn't say this is how I imagine Elsa to be when alone in her place at night. Or not aloe in my place. Writhing is drastically underrated as a seductive art form. Elsa, you do it well. What this has to do with Christmas is largely irrelevant. Enjoy.

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