CJ Franco and Danielle Lombard Bikini Pimping on a Motherf***ing Yacht

It's hard to figure out what hot bodied model and celeb d'jour CJ Franco and Bachelor contestant Danielle Lombard are promoting in this bikini filled yacht based photoshoot, but assume it's their ridiculously fine female forms and a lot of skin and smiles and face paint, so go with the good feelings. Could it be the liquor or simply the idea that if you own a yacht you score big with crazy sextastic women? Trust me, I know the latter, which is why I'm 1/47 of the way toward my first lease payment on the S.S. Egotastic, a fine rubber sloop indeed.

The luscious ladies who seem to be friends but perhaps that's fake which is fine by me because in my mind we're all in the hot tub on the yacht together showed off in various swimsuits of the one and two piece and cut out variety. This is why you must remain dedicated to hardcore gym workouts. Not me I mean obviously, the visual wonderments of our leering affection. You never know when you'll be in a bikini shoot shot from each and every fun time angle. Always Be Prepared. I learned that in the boy scouts before being kicked out for illicit ogling of the girl scouts. Guilty as charged. Enjoy.

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