Pixie Lott’s Short Dress Reminds of That Time I Fell in Lust With Pixie Lott

Pixie Lott and I have a thing going on. She doesn't know I exist while I fawn all over her and pretend I dig her music. It's not exactly symbiotic. More pathetic, but I take what I can get in the world of sextastic celebrity longing and lusting.

The British lovely lass was in a short dress with some suggestive cuts for the Health Star Awards in London. I could look that up, but by the 397th awards events of the calendar year, honestly, is it that important. Awards shows are a means to an end. Like staring deep into the decked out goodness of your favorite fantasy girls and wondering when you can hand them your trophy. Hey, Oscar, how you doing down there? Pixie, you're an underrated hottie. I kind of like how our thing together is super low key. So low key you don't know my name. Someday. Even then, I'd be happy if you just called me "hey, you, I'm horny, do something about it.". All good. Enjoy.

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