Coleen Rooney Bikini Hot Mom in Mykonos

Coleen Rooney isn't a spring chicken and she's a mom many times over, I think she's brought seventeen children into this world, plus or minus five, but the soccer retired WAG still draws the eyeballs of many a beach and pool goer when she gets down to the business of MILFtastic fun times in the Greek Isles.

Mykonos is a destination I've always wanted to visit. But only because of the tales of tanned and naked women on the beach. Also the spanakopita, but only if that's Greek for even more tanned and naked women. Coleen Rooney holds her own in this environment, despite being British and therefore forbidden from every being naked. Even at home in the shower you need a petticoat. But that bikini body on this fine faptastic maternal figure is something to behold.

This makes me want to do something particularly Greek. Like break a plate, or make sweet naughty sexy to Coleen Rooney until Sparta declares allegiance. That makes no sense. Coleen, you're driving me kind of nutty. Enjoy.

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