Egotastic
Yeah, I'd hire the ridiculously sexy now MILF Miranda Kerr to pimp my bras too. Heck, I'd hire her to stain my back porch if she promised to wear short shorts and uses my place to wash up. The mere idea that some guy at Victoria's Secret gets slapped on the back and promoted for coming up with the idea of using Miranda Kerr to pimp lingerie is mind-boggling. It's the most obvious combination in the world. Super hot model. Sexy little underthings. Wham-o.
Just like last night in New York where the Aussie wonder was touting and pouting and using her super newly curved body to push and pander the Fantasy Ultimate Bra, which is ironic since the Egotastic! audience knows full well that the Ultimate Fantasy is to remove that bra from Miranda Kerr and leer and drool. Nevertheless, expect sales to go through the roof, just from my own purchases here today alone. How many bras is too much for one man to keep in his secret closet? We'll find out someday I suppose. Enjoy.
Happy Birthday, Candice Swanepoel! 23-Years Super Silky and Lacy
To say we have had a thing for Victoria's Secret Angel sextastic Candice Swanepoel the past couple of years, well, that's an understatement of hot bodied proportions. This South African native has stamped an indelible mark on the private area grey matter of millions of men (and you ladies out there, we know you're leering too) as she's circled the globe pimping, promoting, and passion-playing just how hot one woman can look in her undies, one woman with the gifted genetic composition of Candice Swanepoel at least. Even on her birthday yesterday, the lingerie magnates at V.S. had Candice soft-selling lingerie at their Toronto store by way of her hard body. Candice's hotness simply makes you an offer you can not refuse.
Happy 23rd, Candice, from all man-kind. Enjoy.