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Arta Dobroshi Cheeky Butt Flash Finally Offers Some Skin at Cannes

May 25, 2012 @ 10:20 am
Arta Dobroshi Expose Bare Cheeks at Trois Mondes Photocall in Cannes
Arta Dobroshi Expose Bare Cheeks at Trois Mondes Photocall in Cannes
Arta Dobroshi Expose Bare Cheeks at Trois Mondes Photocall in Cannes
Arta Dobroshi Expose Bare Cheeks at Trois Mondes Photocall in Cannes
Arta Dobroshi Expose Bare Cheeks at Trois Mondes Photocall in Cannes
Arta Dobroshi Expose Bare Cheeks at Trois Mondes Photocall in Cannes
Arta Dobroshi Expose Bare Cheeks at Trois Mondes Photocall in Cannes
Arta Dobroshi Expose Bare Cheeks at Trois Mondes Photocall in Cannes
Arta Dobroshi Expose Bare Cheeks at Trois Mondes Photocall in Cannes
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The pride of Albanian thespianics everywhere, Arta Dobroshi, added a little butt-spice to the fairly dry Cannes Film Festival proceedings with a twirl in short skirt that was one g-string away from being publicly illegal even in the sexually liberated nation of France.

I have to admit to not being very familiar with the film work of Arta Dobroshi, though I'm told she's quite the indie film thang and is the hot invite for the big film festivals, but I can now say I am quite familiar with her perky derriere, in fact,  I think I'd like to invite that rump to a festival of my own I'm planning at my apartment this weekend. Enjoy.

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Nicole Kidman Doubles Down on Her Cannes Attention With An Early Evening Upskirt

May 24, 2012 @ 1:23 pm
Nicole Kidman Upskirt During Photocall in Cannes
Nicole Kidman Upskirt During Photocall in Cannes
Nicole Kidman Upskirt During Photocall in Cannes
Nicole Kidman Upskirt During Photocall in Cannes
Nicole Kidman Upskirt During Photocall in Cannes
Nicole Kidman Upskirt During Photocall in Cannes
Nicole Kidman Upskirt During Photocall in Cannes
Nicole Kidman Upskirt During Photocall in Cannes
Nicole Kidman Upskirt During Photocall in Cannes
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By day, it's sexy photoshoots with some nice badonkadonk protruding poses, by evening it's dolled up in hot orange and glamorous, and flashing her panties getting out of her limousin. I'd call that a full day for the Aussie veteran hottie, Nicole Kidman.

And a full day for us peepers spying on the various bodily and pantily parts of this statuesque thespianic, not known for her strictly sexual posing, a serious type, but we have often gotten serious about our feelings for her good looks regardless. Ever since she got out of the dry hump of a marriage with Tom and started getting shtupped by the country music dude, she has really perked up in the perkiness department. And, now, the flashing arena too. Thank for you a lovely day, Nicole. Enjoy. 

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Lily Cole Upskirt, Paz Vega Sideboob, and Madalina Ghenea Hotness Lead List of Ogle Worthy Moments Over Weekend in Cannes

May 21, 2012 @ 12:41 pm
Lily Cole Upskirt, Paz Vega Sideboob, and Madalina Ghenea Hotness On Display in Cannes
Lily Cole Upskirt, Paz Vega Sideboob, and Madalina Ghenea Hotness On Display in Cannes
Lily Cole Upskirt, Paz Vega Sideboob, and Madalina Ghenea Hotness On Display in Cannes
Lily Cole Upskirt, Paz Vega Sideboob, and Madalina Ghenea Hotness On Display in Cannes
Lily Cole Upskirt, Paz Vega Sideboob, and Madalina Ghenea Hotness On Display in Cannes
Lily Cole Upskirt, Paz Vega Sideboob, and Madalina Ghenea Hotness On Display in Cannes
Lily Cole Upskirt, Paz Vega Sideboob, and Madalina Ghenea Hotness On Display in Cannes
Lily Cole Upskirt, Paz Vega Sideboob, and Madalina Ghenea Hotness On Display in Cannes
Lily Cole Upskirt, Paz Vega Sideboob, and Madalina Ghenea Hotness On Display in Cannes
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Lily Cole Nekkid
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Cannes was bustling this weekend with expensive jewelry and expensive cars and very expensive women. None of which I can afford right now, but, thankfully, I'm only really interested in one of those anyhow.

And while dozens and dozens of my fair celebrity ladies strutted their stuff in their elegant fashions, there were three hotties du Cannes that really struck a noteworthy chord with me. First, British actress and model Lily Cole, she's kind of oddly weird and uncomfortable, but also alluring and, in this case, flashing her panties getting out of her limo, which equals bonus points for sure. Paz Vega was flashing some cleavage through her cut-top dress, which when added to her existing hotness, just made her that much more smoking. And Madalina Ghenea, the sweetly hot model once tagged to be Leonard DiCaprio's new beard, well she's recovered in super fine form and just looked all kinds of wicked alluring on the red carpet.

In summary, unless you've got a yacht, Cannes can be a tough field to play. But the ogles are always free here on Egotastic! Enjoy.

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Freida Pinto Upskirt Scores Another Win for Cannes-Tastic Hotness

May 18, 2012 @ 11:28 am
Freida Pinto Sexy Dress Upskirt at the L'Oreal Party in the Cannes
Freida Pinto Sexy Dress Upskirt at the L'Oreal Party in the Cannes
Freida Pinto Sexy Dress Upskirt at the L'Oreal Party in the Cannes
Freida Pinto Sexy Dress Upskirt at the L'Oreal Party in the Cannes
Freida Pinto Sexy Dress Upskirt at the L'Oreal Party in the Cannes
Freida Pinto Sexy Dress Upskirt at the L'Oreal Party in the Cannes
Freida Pinto Sexy Dress Upskirt at the L'Oreal Party in the Cannes
Freida Pinto Sexy Dress Upskirt at the L'Oreal Party in the Cannes
Freida Pinto Sexy Dress Upskirt at the L'Oreal Party in the Cannes
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The whole Cannes Film Festival has been starting to bug me the past few years. I kind of finally got used to its self-importance and annual Sean Penn appreciation days, and even Roman Polanski coming out of rape-retirement to receive honorariums, but now it's started accepting big bribes from the studios to open films like Madagascar 3 and there's nothing worse than an art-snob Frenchy thing that you come to learn is just a sell-out all along. Then again, there are the hotties...

Frieda Pinto is our latest and greatest Cannes sextastic award winner, thanks to the Indian actress, well, looking all kinds of hot, but that is her norm, but also flashing a panties peek up her skirt and she motored between fancy parties in the Southern France resort town. Frieda Pinto sexy upskirts? Yeah, they make listening to speeches about the 'importance of the craft' from Sean Penn almost bearable. Enjoy.

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Phoebe Price Lady Nest Flash Raises Commando Concerns in Cannes

 
May 17, 2012 @ 8:47 am
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 Phoebe Price Gives a Flash of No Panties in Cannes, France
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Phoebe Price Commando Flash
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There's really no way to explain why B-movie actress and craptastic reality starlet Phoebe Price was even allowed within the city limits of Cannes this week, let alone making an appearance at the prestigious film festival's red carpet line last night, cause you know, if you let Phoebe Price into your fancy party, she's going to eventually pee in the punch. And pee in the punch she did with an upskirt flash of commando, and rather disturbing proportions.

At one or another of the commercial pimping stands around the film fest, Renault in this case, Phoebe decided she'd had enough of the fancy lady life and went for a full on beaver flash of the cameras, without any underpants, but with some type of dangling... well, I'm not even going to explain, you need to take a look for yourself.

The point is, do not invite Phoebe Price to your fancy parties, people. It's not like you haven't been forewarned. Enjoy.

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Nicole Trunfio Upskirt Works a Lucky ‘Little Pole’ In Her H&M Outdoor Photoshoot

May 14, 2012 @ 2:05 pm
Nicole Trunfio Works the ‘little pole’ in H&M Photoshoot in NYC
Nicole Trunfio Works the ‘little pole’ in H&M Photoshoot in NYC
Nicole Trunfio Works the ‘little pole’ in H&M Photoshoot in NYC
Nicole Trunfio Works the ‘little pole’ in H&M Photoshoot in NYC
Nicole Trunfio Works the ‘little pole’ in H&M Photoshoot in NYC
Nicole Trunfio Works the ‘little pole’ in H&M Photoshoot in NYC
Nicole Trunfio Works the ‘little pole’ in H&M Photoshoot in NYC
Nicole Trunfio Works the ‘little pole’ in H&M Photoshoot in NYC
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Nicole Trunfio Topless
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I'm not exactly sure what this little N.Y.C. cement pole did in a previous life to be ever so lucky in this one, but it must've been something spectacularly karmically positive because Australian hottie thespianic and model Nicole Trunfio was working her open and closed legs and beautiful derriere all across this little lucky man for quite a good deal of time yesterday during a photoshoot for H&M retailers.

Now, I've personally never been to a gentleman's club, because Parcheesi and pizza rolls are as exciting as my evenings out ever get, but I'm told by my good friend Gunther Spack that what Nicole is doing to that pole would cost you about $500 large in an adult establishment and the girl would likely look less like Nicole, and more like the chubby girl Cindy you got to second base with during the school dance while trying to ignore the canker sore dangling from her lower lip.

So, consider this on the house, you lucky little bastard pole. Enjoy.

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And Speaking of The Dictator… Anna Farris Flashes Her White Panties on the Red Carpet

May 11, 2012 @ 1:11 pm
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Anna-Farris-Dictator-Panties-Flash

The hot funny lady prefers white.

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