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MSM Weekly Flesh-Filled Forecast Include Dark Shadows’ Vixens Eva Green, Helena Bonham Carter, and Michelle Pfeiffer (VIDEO)

 
May 11, 2012 @ 9:44 am
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Mr. Skin Minute for May 11, 2012 Includes Michelle Pfeiffer

Summer movie season is in full swing with The Avengers already busting all box office records and a score of other blockbusters ready to come out any day or week now, but, alas, almost all, in fact all really, lack the cinematic skin we so crave so our friends at Mr. Skin want to remind everyone of the wonderfully baring movie possibilities out there on DVD and Blu-Ray this very weekend.

This week's skintastic theme includes the ladies of Dark Shadows, who while not showing much in their current movies, have all exhibited greatly in the past, including Eva Green nekkid in The Dreamers, Helena Bonham Carter topless in The Heart of Me, and Michelle Pfeiffer sans clothing in Into  the Night. Enjoy.

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READER FINDS: Kat Dennings Cleavetastic, Diora Baird Topless (Twice!), Olga Kurylenko Nekkid, and Much Much More…

 
May 11, 2012 @ 8:44 am
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Here we go again with our very favorite communal moment of the week and this one is a doozy. The time when every Egotastic! boy and girl brings their personal marshmallows to the campfire for some scary stories, a stiff glass of cocoa, and the melting of the sextastic smores we like to call Reader Finds.

This week's blessed bounty of booty and the boobtastic include Kat Dennings flashing her cleavage to a naughty bear, Diora Baird topless today and of yesteryear, Olga Kurylenko of Bond movie fame quite nekkid, Christina Ricci nipple pokes, Lucy Pinder playing topless Supergirl, Kari Byron still chesty awesome in new Mythbusters show caps, Entourage actress Janet Montgomery topless on TV, Michelle Hunziker flashing her nips, Aussie actress Rhiannon Fish bikini bosomy amazing, Katherine Heigl classic cleavage, Jessica Lowndes panties peek upskirt, Jessica Szohr nude body painted, and model Sara Ziff topless. It's all good.

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‘Common Law’ Star, Sonya Walger, All Kinds of Topless in Flashback to ‘Tell Me You Love Me’

 
May 10, 2012 @ 12:54 pm
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 Sonya Walger Topless in 'Tell Me You Love Me'
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The new USA series Common Law debuts tomorrow night and we'd be remiss if we didn't mention two things. First, the show looks like it might be a pretty funny, fast-paced keeper. And second, if that weren't enough, there's the presence of Britty hottie, Sonya Walger, who you probably remember as Penny from Lost, or Dr. Olivia from FlashForward, and now as Dr. Ryan on Common Law, but before all of that, just before, she was Carolyn in the short lived HBO series Tell Me You Love Me, and she was all kinds of topless.

Oh, yes, Sonya's fuller sized floppy funbags were a delight in that dramedy series, and we'd be remiss if we didn't tease Common Law premiere tomorrow night with these quite topless teasy and totally tittastic shots of Sonya Walger. Enjoy.

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Danni Wells Goes Ta-2-Ta with Holly Peers in Our Thursday Page 3 Tubular Throwdown

 
May 10, 2012 @ 11:08 am
Danni Wells Takes on Holly Peers in Page 3 Topless Battle
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It just wouldn't be a proper Thursday without a proper spot of Tea and A, courtesy of our friends at Page 3, who continuously simply roll off the tops of some of Britain's hottest women to feature in their periodical, and for us to periodically stage a funbag battle to see which tube tops our readers prefer.

This week's flesh filled showdown features veteran hottie Danni Wells putting her soft and delicious mammaries up against always fan-favorite Holly Peers, who would not be the champ she is were she shy about flashing her lovely udders. In my world, the octagon is perfectly round and all its combatants extremely perky. Enjoy.

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Elizabeth Loiaza Topless En Fuego Sizzle on the Pages of Don Juan

 
May 10, 2012 @ 10:05 am
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We do so love our Colombian hotties, and they don't come much more en fuego than former Miss Colombia, Elizabeth Loaiza, who since receiving her crown has dedicated herself to remove all clothing beneath her crown for public displays of topless affection, and, don't you know, as far as beauty pageants wishes for the world, awesome topless photos beats the hell out of world peace.

In her latest and greatest exhibition of her supremely wicked hot body, Elizabeth gets all kinds of glassy-eyed sultry on the pages of Don Juan magazine, the periodical that would be stuffed under your mattress if you were a teen boy in Colombia, or, me. I mostly just read the articles.

For all the fun we make of the bubbly-headed dreams of beauty pageant contestants, the minute they start taking their clothes off for the cameras, all our dreams start coming true. Enjoy.

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Humpday Huzzah! Rhian Sugden and Her Delicious Melons Turn Midweek Blues Into Stripety Blue Goodness

 
May 9, 2012 @ 11:19 am
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 Rhian Sugden Poses Topless Photoshoot
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Looks like we made it. To the halfway mark of this week at least. In a week that has seen us lose Cousin Jonathan here to an unfortunate gardening pruning accident (tuck it in boys before you bring out the weed wacker), we've been struggling to get buy with nothing but sheer determination and an unmarked bucket filled with Addy's. The point is, we each make it through the week in our own warrior-like way. And, along the way, we need a little boobtastic sustenance to suckle and replenish our strength.

This week's humpday superior humps comes courtesy of Rhian Sugden in yet another outstanding pictorial bit of topless hotness from the blonde British bombshell. Her fleshy funbags presented as if gifts from the Gods of Olympus, perfect orbs or restoration for what troubles man-kind. I find them quite balmy myself.

Sit back, take in, and let all the stress wash away from your doughnut clogged artery body. Rhian is just the trick. Enjoy.

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Julia Orayen Nekkid Playboy Pictures Will Command Your Chief’s Attention

 
May 9, 2012 @ 9:14 am
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All the hoopla this week in politics has been on the face (and wicked hot body) of Julia Orayen, who stole the otherwise insipid show at the nationally televised Mexican Presidential Election debate this past week down South of the Border what with her brief, but truly memorably flashing of mucho mammarial beneath a very open dress top whilst passing out letters of the alphabet to the various candidates. (Pat, I'd like to buy a B for Boobtastic please).

Well, don't you know, Julia Orayen has a Playboy pictorial past, and while many of our readers have been quick to point out that news reports of her being a former 'Playmate' are exaggerated as far as terminology, nomenclature goes out the window when the hot nekid girls show up, which is precisely how the sultry Julia appeared in her pictorial for Playboy Mexico. We just had to share.

In a political world where my sad-sack buddy Joe admitted to working one out to Michelle Bachmann one lonely evening, damn if that world doesn't need a serious visual makeover. Julia Orayen is just the super hottie for the job. Enjoy.

(Special thanks to EgoReader 'Pedro K.' for the heads up on Julia's bunny pics.)

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