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TGIF: Lucy Collett and Danielle Sharp Pressed Puppies Signal Weekend Smiles

 

As Barry Manilow often sings on my Best of Manilow iPod playlist, 'looks like we made it'. And we done did survive yet another week or toil and hardship, those things we do when we're not watching sports and drinking beer, so that we can afford watch sports and drink beer. And to celebrate this accomplishment of the working man, and working woman, and everyone who at least pretends to be busy in life, why not double up the the Double-D double downs of Lucy Collett and Danielle Sharp pressing the flesh in their photoshoot for Nuts.

It's not that we like the sight of two sextastic hot big boobed women smooshing their plump ducks nekkid up against one another, it's that we absolutely and completely love that sight! Talk about having your cake and eating it too -- this foursome of funbaggery is just pressing all the right buttons. Enjoy.

MSM Weekly Fleshy Roundup Includes Topless Alice Eve, Eva Green, and Oona Chaplin (VIDEO)

 

The heat is on this early summer and if you happen to think the outdoors is vastly overrated, or best experienced in scenes on your big screen TV, then our friends at Mr. Skin have just the ticket for your weekened boobing, err, viewing pleasure.

This week's sixty-seconds of cinematic fleshtastic includes Alice Eve starring in Men in Black 3 this weekend, but topless in Crossing Over, Eva Green flashing her top once more in Perfect Sense, and a reprise of Charlie Chaplin's granddaughter, Oona Chaplin dropping her clothes in Game of Thrones. Enjoy.

READER FINDS: Kelly Brook Hotness, Daisy Fuentes Camel Toe, and Pam Dawber Pokies (Yeah, That’s Right) and Much Much More…

 

We have arrived. Bang a gong and collect all your unworldly possessions, it's time for the communal celebration known as Reader Finds, when all of you, give to all of us, in the form of the hot forms of celebrity photos that we all can gawk and stare and drool over. It's like the State Fair, but without the carnie kids picking your pockets.

This week's Reader Finds includes some hot photos of our belusted Kelly Brook, Daisy Fuentes in a quite recent flashing of the camel toe, Lacey Banghard topless fun on the beach, Jessica-Jane Clement also flashing on the beach, Jodie Gasson in a topless Twitter flash, Eniko Mihalik in more divine funbag revealing photos, Delta Goodrem looking mighty sextastic, Sherilyn Fenn in her classic movie exhibition, Valerie Trierweiler, the new first lady of France flashing some unseemly leg, model Carolina Dieckmann naughty cell phone pictures, and, way back machine time, Pam Dawber pokies from the 70's. It's all good.

Sarah Silverman and Michelle Williams Full Frontal Nekkid in ‘Take This Waltz’

 

It's not often that your dreams meet reality, let alone Hollywood hype living up to its expectation. How many times have we heard about the likes of Jennifer Aniston or Kristen Stewart flashing body parts in their latest movie, only to discover upon viewing that those scenes were either never even shot, or, more likely, the stars insisted they be edited out of the exhibited film even if they took all the credit leading up to distribution for being brave actresses.

You know who's brave and wicked hot and totally nekkid in Sarah Polley's indie film, Take This Waltz? Well, Sarah Silverman is. Buck totally nekkid and showing it full frontal style in an eye-opening, must-see, must-never-forget shower scene that includes Michelle Williams, equally buck nekkid, flashing her entire bare body, and even more so in later making the sexy scenes in the movie. Michelle never shies away from explicit scenes in films. Oh, how we love her completely for that. Also, brave, Jennifer Podemski, let's not forget the third wheel who is quite flashing the bare funbags and lady nest in this same shower scene that has to now be on everybody's Top 10 movie shower scenes of all times (if you minus out the constant cuts to the older fat ladies that is, but what can you do in a chick flick -- you're helpless).

Oh, happy days are here again, or maybe they never left, but seeing Sarah Silverman in the flesh, all her flesh, it's making me coo like a baby with a warm bottle. Worth the wait! Enjoy.

*Thanks to EgoReader 'BMTD' for the head's up on these wonderful visions of nekkid grandeur.

(If you'd like to see the nekkid scenes from Take This Waltz in video format, CLICK HERE.)

Eniko Mihalik Topless Pictures Hotten Up Harper’s Bazaar Spanish Style

 

I guess that'd be Spanish-Hungarian style. Kind of like paprika. Since Eniko Mihalik, one of our be-lusted Euro supermodels hails from the fine nation of Hungary which seems to be creating more world class models by the day.

Now, I won't go into detail about having to put my hair in curlers to sneak into Donja's Fondue House and Beauty Parlor down the block to swipe this month's edition of Harper's Bazaar Spain, because all my tranny stories stay tucked deep in the closet until the day my badly abused personal assistant is cured of her Stockholm Syndrome and writes her tell-all book. But, let's just say, I went the extra mile. A worthwhile mile considering the hotness of Eniko Mihalik, who obliged us back with a couple topless shots that are like the icing on the cake, and, I mostly just like to eat the icing.

Hungarian hotties on the movie, lookout world! Enjoy.

Staci Noblett Challenges Rhian Sugden To a Ta-Off In Our Thursday Page 3 Battle of the Funbags

 

Who's ready for a little blonde on blonde violence? No, it's not bombshells Staci Noblett and Rhian Sugden hurting each other, it's our reader-voters who will likely be manually manipulating themselves into need of medical attention as they ever so carefully determine this week's winner in the Page 3 battle of the boobtastic.

But how can one decide between such two, nay, four luscious ripe melons? Is it the size? The shape? Certainly the taste test would be the kicker, though that technology is not currently available and, please, for the love of electricity, don't lick your monitors. It's truly like picking pillows, ever man has different tastes, and there's no true way to know if you like them until you spend at least one evening with your face buried in them. Enjoy.

Page 3 Topless Battle: Staci Noblett vs. Rhian Sugden, Whose Ta's Reign Supreme?

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Humpday Huzzah! Leah Francis Provides The Teat Treats We Need to Feel Complete

 

Ah, outtakes. They're like what popcorn is to corn. What maple syrup is to maple trees. And what sex is to dating. The very best by-products refined down to the very best parts.

And for this week's midweek celebration of all things we would like to hold dearly in our hands, if not mouths for some of you naughty men out there, we turn to the luscious two-fers of Leah Francis, who was featured some time ago in the Nuts Big Boob Special, for reasons that completely pass us by at the moment, and, now, the outtakes. A ginormous fleshy delicious soothing visual suckle of all things boobtastic.

Mother Nature really is the most magnificent architect. Enjoy.