Egotastic
One of these days, maybe sometime not long after all the stupid probation requirements about staying in the country expire, I'm setting up camp on the beach in St. Bart's and just ogle as all the pretty little celebrity maidens walk by in their bikinis, or less.
Maryna Linchuk, the vastly under-male-appreciated hottie female fashion model extraordinaire is the latest example of what you might find just minding your own business with binoculars on your beach chair in St. Barts. The Belarusian supermodel was doing what she does best, getting paid to make apparel look amazing, in this case, to our good fortune, skimpy bikinis that highlighted her naturally wicked hot body. Had I actually been there in person, I think I would have squirted my sun tan lotion uncontrollably across the sand. Enjoy.
Maria Menounos Bikini Pictures For Your Lime Green Cinco De Hotness
And how did you celebrate your Cinco de Mayo?
Though not of Latin heritage, who am I not to go hog wild in celebration of anything to do with a victory over the French (aw, c'mon, France, we kid, you're a wonderful nation of hot women, but back in the day, you did rule parts of Mexico with an iron fist of brie), so, yeah, I had uno o dos too many cervezas and didn't wake up until the evening of Seis de Mayo. But I really wish I had been in Vegas at the Bud Light Party where ungodly hot Maria Menounos was getting her sextastic lime bikini on in a manner that can only be described as faptastic.
We did our best to cut out her silly male dancing partner from Dancing With the Stars, as best we could to present clean, uncut, unadulterated ridiculously hot Maria Menounos bikini pictures. Because that is the best kind of hangover helper. Enjoy.
WE LOVE WHEN MARIA GETS FRISKY IN A BIKINI