Christmas has come early... wait, it's too early for that expression, let's go with Spring Break, as that's about how I'm feeling right now when I see the uber-sextastic Megan Fox, who we rarely see these days without a heavy jacket, baseball cap, and scarf, now in a little bikini hugging her hot body in Kona. If it's even possible, her sweet bikini body is becoming even more seductive as she continues to remove some of those inane tattoos she slathered on her body in what can only be described as capricious and drunk college aged girl decision making time.
We don't get to see Megan much on the big screen these days, though she is still getting paid hella bucks to model for Armani and grace the covers of magazines, which is probably for the best as her true talents do lie in the smile seductively and look quietly stellar for the camera category. Acting, well, she's no Dame Judi. Then again, I'd like to see Dame Judi make a million men simultaneously drool by donning a little bikini on the beach. Oh, Megan, you do have your undeniable talents. Enjoy.
(And, yes, we did cut Brian Austin Green Self-Employed (B.A.G.S.) out of these pictures, but, trust me, he's still there hanging around somewhere, somehow. It's really inexplicable.)
Egotastic
Alex Morgan S.I. Body Paints Her Way Into Your Hearts and Minds and Other Body Parts
Don't ever let it be said we don't bow to the will of the people; we cave to peer pressure faster than a middle school girl with acne hoping to make the in-crowd. We're weak. So many of you wrote in asking about Alex Morgan, U.S. Women's Soccer player featured in the body paint in this year's Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition. Well, not so much asking about, but demanding to see. And while we personally didn't think her pictorial lived up to S.I. body paint exhibitions of the past, you can judge for yourself if Alex Morgan meets the right palm test for you personally.
Democracy in action, especially mostly nekkid democracy, that's what we're all about. Enjoy.
ABIGAIL CLANCY NUDE BODYPAINTED BIKINI PICTURES FROM S.I. 2010