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Topless Fashion Week Continues As Emily Senko Flashes Her Bare Catwalks in All Magazine

 

We really don't see much choice but to continue with our Fashion Week coverage the only way we know how -- by showing you this week's biggest names in the fashion modeling world flashing their bare cans in various periodicals d' hotness.

Chicago-native Emily Senko next struts down our bare-boobed runway in her All magazine topless pictorial, showing that the Windy City continues to be a secret nursery of celebrity hotness. Deep dish pizza, and deep dish hotness, a winning combination. Enjoy.

Fashion Week Egotastic! Style Continues With Jessiann Gravel Beland Topless in Lovecat

 

(Fashion Week continues in New York and London, so we continue to celebrate fashion's biggest model names all kinds of  hot body flashing.)

Just when I thought poutine was the greatest thing ever invented in Quebec, along comes supermodel Jessiann Gravel Beland, getting all kinds of hot and topless in the current edition of Lovecat magazine.

Blonde, hot, naughty, sexy, and French-Cannukian. I think we could really start to lust this Jessiann. Still, let's not immediately discount the awesomeness of poutine. Enjoy.

 

Karmen Pedaru, the New Face of Michael Kors, the New Body for Egotastic!

 

Okay, so maybe those of you not into high fashion 24x7 like myself (that would be 24.7 seconds per year) may not have heard of young Estonian model, Karmen Pedaru, who is taking the fashion world by storm, but now that W magazine is featuring the young supermodel in the making in a few sexy, and even topless poses, oh, you're going to start to suddenly pay attention.

The minute I borrowed (without asking) this month's W magazine from Jerry's Curl Salon betwixt the Subway Sandwich shop and the Thai massage place that makes no pretense to even rub before tugging, well, I knew it would contain some serious nuggets. I'm pretty sure that Karmen Pedaru already has more attitude in multiple languages than I could ever suffer with a smile, yet, I could easily envision myself living with an enormous pain in the rear supermodel if it meant I wouldn't be arrested spying on her in the shower each morning. Life is all about trade-offs. Enjoy.

Sammy Braddy Final Topless Photoshoot (Spill Some Breast Milk for My Homies)

 

There's a very unsettling trend going on. Some of our favorite sextastic glamour models hanging up the funbags and seeking retirement in the form of the obligatory 'going back to school' or 'fading from the spotlight', or 'spending more time with family'. As if any of these reasons excuse taking your amazing chest puppies and going home.

Alas, what can you do in this age of personal freedom and individual liberties that allow a super boobtastic hottie like Sammy Braddy to put her winter melons away for good, depriving the ogling community of two awesome sextacular mainstays. Blessed be our friends at Zoo magazine for highlighting the headlights of Sammy Braddy's last topless photoshoot ever, a tribute to a twin pair of precious pairs that we may never see again. Thus, we weep.

Edita Vilkeviciute Topless Makes the Instagram Look Finally Interesting for Guys

 

I don't like Instagram. It's like a license for people who insist on sharing insipid photos to pretend that they're photos are visually important.

But then I saw the Steve Lyon photoshoot of my future wife, Edita Vilkeviciute, and I realized, yes, there is a reason to digitally alter your photos, because as hot as Edita is flashing her amazing body, a little artist license, yeah, I'll accept some of that. Check it out. And, enjoy.

Outtakes! Emma Glover and Leah Francis Provide the Topless Tuesday Treats

 

If you knew how badly some days we just need to see some super fine funbags, we... wait, you do already know. 

And how we love outtakes from our friends at Nuts, in this case, the delightful pairing of the twin flesh pears of Emma Glover and Leah Francis who always seem to be having a topless giggly party taken directly from my deepest imagination. It's ever so perfect, like a slice of heaven, wrapped in pillows, tucked inside a warm velvet blanket kind of perfect. Enjoy.

Pilar Rubio Drops Some Topless Spanish Heat on the Pages of Interviu

 

If you truly love all things hot and Iberian, than Pilar Rubio is the girl for you.

The veteran Spanish TV hostess and twice winner of FHM's sexiest woman in Spain accolade, took to the pages of Interviu magazine this month, spreading her hot body across a motor vehicle, combining two of the very limited things that interest men into one visually delicious delight.

It's not that we insist upon meeting new sexy celebrities only when we can see them with their tops off, it's just that it makes the introductions so much sweeter. Welcome to Egotastic!, Pilar. Disfruta.