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Jessica Pare Nude in Hot Tub Time Machine Red Band Trailer

 
January 25, 2010 @ 12:32 pm
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A few years back, Jessica Pare was the new "it girl." At least when it came to Canadian movies, that is. She starred in Denys Arcand's Stardom, and then went on to make Lost and Delerious with Piper Perabo. If none of those movies sound familiar, that's because they were made in 2000 and 2001. Yeah, so it's been a while. The thing is, she's not the best actress in the world, and most people were interested in her because she's really pretty and has great tits. She went down to Hollywood in 2004 and even got a lead role in a TV drama, but it got cancelled after a few episodes. And that appeared to be that. But now, returning from obscurity, here's the busty and beautiful Jessica Pare nude in Hot Tub Time Machine! I'm sure it's just a tiny part, and they only gave it to her because she got her tits out, but they are amazing tits. Anyway, you know that movie's going to be great from the title alone. Wait, isn't that what they said about Snakes on a Plane...?

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Ellen Page Goes Topless, Flashes Ass, Doesn’t Shave

April 7, 2008 @ 1:28 pm
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There's been a lot of chatter and rumour asking is Ellen Page a lesbian? Personally, I don't think it has anything to do with anything, but I have it on good authority that it's a poorly kept secret in her home town of Halifax, Nova Scotia, that she's not into dudes. I also happened to notice that in this scene from The Tracey Fragments, in which Ellen Page is topless, and flashing her ass, her armpits are totally unshaven. Now, this could just mean that Ellen Page has different views on hygiene, but when you're a big-time Hollywood star, not shaving your armpits is a pretty big statement.

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New Indiana Jones Teaser Trailer!!!

February 14, 2008 @ 9:34 am
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Wow! It's been a long time since I posted a movie trailer here on Egotastic!, but after hearing the music in the new teaser trailer for Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, I just couldn't resist. Lame title and Michael-Bay-style opening aside, this movie looks so fucking awesome that I totally feel like I'm ten years old again. Did I mention I know every line of The Last Crusade by heart?

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Kristen Bell’s Bikini is Unforgettable

December 21, 2007 @ 1:54 pm
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Not too long ago, we saw some very hot Kristen Bell bikini pictures from the set of her new movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall, and now the trailer's out. And you know what that means: Kristen Bell bikini video! Seeing as how it's a trailer, the clips with Kristen in her bikini are somewhat brief, but that's what freeze-frame is for. So check out the trailer, then check out the screen caps for posterity.

Also, don't forget about the Mila Kunis "topless pictures" from Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

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Jessica Biel Half Naked in Another Crap Movie

April 10, 2007 @ 10:19 am
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If past movies about guys who can see the future are any indication, Next isn't going to be very good either. And just because you get Jessica Biel half naked in your movie, doesn't mean it's going to be good either.

I don't believe for a minute that Nicolas Cage can see the future. I don't believe the Julianne Moore is a "bad guy," and I definitely don't believe that a girl like Jessica Biel should be cast as Nick Cage's girlfriend. I know this is supposed to be fantasy, but a little bit of believability wouldn't hurt.

That being said, I supposed if you are going to put Jessica Biel in your movie, you will want to exploit her contract as much as possible, and get her into as little clothing as possible, but if there's only one Jessica Biel movie you should see this summer, it's probably the other one that has Jessica Biel half naked.

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Jessica Biel Half Naked Makes for Great Comedy

March 29, 2007 @ 2:34 am
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If you're the betting sort, the safe money for this summer's big comedy hit will be I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry, starring Adam Sandler, Kevin James, and most importantly, Jessica Biel. Sandler and James play two straight fire-fighters who pretend to be gay, so they can claim spousal benefits should one of them die. Sounds funny. But you know what sounds a hell of a lot better? How about Jessica Biel getting half naked, and having her breasts groped!?

That's right, Jessica Biel plays the super-hot love interest for Sandler's character (because that's realistic), and ends up in the always realistic situation of getting half naked, showing off her amazing ass, and letting Sandler feel her breasts (because he's "gay"). Note: If you've ever needed a reason to write, produce, and star in your own movies, getting Jessica Biel half naked and playing with her breasts is probably the best reason ever.

From the trailer, it looks like a really funny movie, but you probably don't care about that. No, you just want to see Jessica Biel in her sexy underwear. Well, you won't be disappointed. Oh, she also wears a latex cat suit. Did I mention that?

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The Transformers Trailer is, um, Kinda Wow

December 20, 2006 @ 2:24 pm


The new trailer for The Transformers movie is out today, and, well, it looks really freakin' cool. It's definitely not your traditional take on the Transformers, which I kinda wish it was (I'm still not sure I like the whole insecty thing), but for what it is, it seems like it might actually be a really awesome adaptation.

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