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Motherfucking Snakes on a Motherfucking Plane

August 18, 2006 @ 2:01 am
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Say what you will about Snakes on a Plane, but that was one motherfucking entertaining movie. Was it stupid? Yeah. Was it violent? Hell yeah. Was it everything you want it to be? Yeah, Motherfucker!

In a summer of blockbusters that couldn't quite live up to expectations, or failed misserably, Snakes on a Planes is a fun, funny, thriller with a ton of Motherfucking snakes. And really, what more could you really ask for? It's called Snakes on a Plane, and that's what you get. Plus Samuel L. Jackson.

It was definitely a lot more violent and gorey than I expected it to be, but that was great too. I mean, it's good to see an R-Rated movie every once in a while. And how many times do you really get to see a hot topless chick get bit on the nipple by a snake?

So get all your friends together, and go down to see Snakes on a Plane, a movie that finally, actually lives up to the hype. I can't wait for the sequel: Snakes on a Space Shuttle.

And here are the hotties from the movie at the Premiere.

Sunny Mabrey

Rachel Blanchard

Elsa Pataky

Julianna Margulies

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Weekend Videos – Borat, Keane, Claire Danes, and More Snakes

August 12, 2006 @ 7:28 pm


Okay, so a little late on the weekend videos this week, but I'm sure you'll forgive me after you watch this week's selection.

First up is everyone's favourite Kazakhstani reporter, Borat. But did you know that Borat has a MySpace page? Well he does, and here's . Will you be his friend?

Next up is my new favourite song, from one of my favourite bands, Keane. It's called "Crystal Ball," and it's great, but you probably figured that out already, since I said it's my new favourite song. I think I listened to this song about 50 times on my flight back from Europe. Anyway, here's Watch the Video »

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Borat Movie Trailer and More

August 7, 2006 @ 6:05 pm


So I still feel bad about how slowly that Lindsay Lohan bikini video is loading (though it's really not so slow that it can't be enjoyed with a little patience), and while I already added a very nice (i.e. busty) video of Scarlett Johansson in her Baywatch gear, I want to give you guys more.

So, before you do anything else, make sure you take a look at the . It's just about the funniest thing ever, and if it's any indication, this will be the best. movie. ever. And if that wasn't enough, I can't get enough of the full title: Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan.

Next up is this clip from Access Hollywood from the set of the Transformers movie. There are cars getting smashed, Tony Potts sounding like a dork, and Megan Fox being all pretty. Plus, if you stick around till the end of the clip, you'll see some cool, albeit brief, animatics of the Transformers in action.

And even though they're not technically videos, you've got to check out these great sites from Snakes on a Plane. First, wouldn't you love to get a phone call from Samuel L. Jackson? Well, now you can hear Sam Jackson tell your lazy ass to go see the movie. And if you think Snakes on a Plane is great, you'll love Snakes on a Babe. Yes, I said Snakes on a Babe.

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Weekend Videos Are Back!

July 14, 2006 @ 6:05 pm

Yay! The Weekend Videos are back. Sorry for the absence over the past two weeks, but I was lazy, and otherwise preoccupied. But now they're back, so rejoice! And whatever you do, don't miss the last video of the bunch. It's the best.

So, what better way to begin, than with everybody's favourite headbutting Frenchman, Zinedine Zidane. Now, you've probably seen that Zidane headbutt video from the World Cup final about a million times already, but have you seen every different versions of it? Well, now they're all in one place (with a pretty catchy tune) in this Watch the Video »

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Weekend Videos – 2006 MTV Movie Awards

June 9, 2006 @ 7:50 pm

So, even though there were ads on my blog for the past two weeks, and I've been posting about it, I completely forgot that the MTV Movie Awards were on last night. How's that for an attention span!?

Anyway, I'm not too worried about it, because they're going to replay the show every hour, and I also don't care. However, there were some good moments during the show last night, and thanks to YouTube, I can post them all right here on my site. Yay!

First let's start with the best part of the show, which was the Watch the Video »

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Weekend Videos – Christopher Walken Edition

June 2, 2006 @ 5:48 pm

So, I'm not exactly sure why, but this weeks Weekend Video post has turned into a Christopher Walken tribute of sorts. It's mostly impressions of the man, but that's what makes him a legend. But really, it's not Christopher Walken that we love, it's the Christopher Walken in our minds that's funny.

But first, a couple of Movie Trailer Remixes to get us started...

School of Rock was an instant classic comedy, but what if it was really a creepy thriller, with Jack Black as a pedophile school teacher? Well, it's still funny, actually. Check out Watch the Video »

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Snakes on a Plane Trailer

March 17, 2006 @ 1:43 pm

Here's everything you need to know about the Samuel L. Jackson movie Snakes on a Plane:

  1. There are snakes on a plane.
  2. Samuel L. Jackson is in the movie.
  3. Samuel L. Jackson beats up snakes.
  4. Samuel L. Jackson uses Mace on a snake.
  5. There are snakes on a plane.
  6. Samuel L. Jackson demanded that the producers not change the name of the film from Snakes on a Plane.
  7. There are Snakes on a Plane.

Now, if that's not enough to get you psyched for this movie, nothing will. But if you need any extra enticement, becsure to check out the Snakes on a Plane trailer.

Watch: Watch the Video »

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