Egotastic
Damn, I'm suddenly reminded that I forgot to renew my fake bikini photographer's license that I purchased from an overseas school. It's not fully accredited, but few of the girls tend to ask, I mean, it's usually their lawyers after the fact questioning my credentials. It does seem like the entirely best job in the world, shooting hot girls on the beach for Victoria's Secret, traveling the world with the most sextastic celebrities trying to frame their ridiculously hot bodied just so.
Just take a peek at Adriana Lima posing for bikini pimping on the beach at St. Bart's and imagine how nice an ogle of her sultry sweet body must be from a distance of just a couple feet. I'm pretty sure 'fogged lens syndrome' would beset me constantly, requiring many trips back to the bungalow to wipe down my equipment. Adriana Lima, the beach, that bikini. It's a lot for a man to contemplate. Enjoy.
Miranda Kerr Sextastic Spring Pictorial for Victoria’s Secret
I think it's been several hours since I thought of Miranda Kerr and I'm already feeling anxious about it. It's the nagging feeling that you're forgetting something, in this case, my continuous and ceaseless lust for all things Miranda.
I do realize that ever since Miranda entered MILFhood these type of obsessive feelings only became more, well, obsessive. And my shrink, the honorable Dr. Kyrie Phang, says that I need to find interests that will take me away from my obsessions. But, then, he's never had it this bad for uber-sextastic Miranda Kerr. So, simple prescription, difficult to execute.
In her new Spring pictorial for Victoria's Secret, the supremely good-looking Aussie shows once more why she routinely ranks among the world's hottest hotties, with some covered topless shots, a few bikinis, and even just ridiculously hot in normal, way-too-much clothes. I'm sorry, Dr. Phang. It's not that I can't stop thinking about Miranda Kerr, it's that I dont' want to stop. Enjoy.
MIRANDA KERR SIDEBOOB WILL PUT A SMILE ON YOUR FACE