Egotastic
Honestly, I don't even know what the Nth degree is. I'm quite certain I was permanently in the principal's office, followed by the school for pregnant girls and delinquent boys (an odd pairing if I may say so) long before my remedial math classes took up the subject of degrees, but I do know that it's something to do with killer hot, which perfectly describes our be-lusted Candice Swanepoel in her latest lingerie shoot for Victoria's Secret.
It's eerily simple how taking a super fine woman, stripping her down to some silky little underthings, then having her smile and prance for the cameras, and our ocular receptors, creates such an ingeniously pleasing product, but it's true. Sometimes, simple is best. And we simply want to cover Candice Swanepoel in the work product of our loins, slowly, but methodically, entirely basted (a bit sick and dramatic? for sure, but take a look at these photos and see if you don't feel like penning a crude poem yourself). Enjoy.
Barely Legal Alert! We Introduce Barbara Palvin, Victoria’s Secret Lingerie Model of Today and Tomorrow
Hey, you want to make waves in the fashion world, especially the risque world of lingerie modeling, find yourself a super duper Hungarian supermodel hottie like Barbara Palvin, all of eighteen years of age, and get her to be one of the new faces (and bodies, most definitely bodies) of your new online catalog. I think I'm starting to understand Victoria's Secret and it's a very naughty one.
Barbara Palvin is just wicked hot, and with this just being the start of her trajectory in the world of sextastic, she has quite a platform from which to rocket. Just look at her work in bras and panties and even less and see if you aren't starting to learn to yearn for a little Hungarian of your own. Enjoy.
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