Here's an almost guarantee when your TOWIE girls hit the town: hardcore drinking, dancing in the streets, some wardrobe malfunctions, and typically a trip to the emergency room for a good stomach pumping or stitches. Maria Fowler seems to have saved herself right before the ambulance call on her past weekend's binge in Essex where the sextastic reality star and fast rising hottie celeb took to throwing back the vodka shots directly from the bottle (always a sign that your evening is about to pickup very quickly) and flashing some cleavage and a shot of her pretty sun-colored panties.
Now, we here at Egotastic! generally shy away from tipping the bottle directly, as it has proven in the past to lead us to waking up in the bedrooms of plus-plus sized fashion models with three or more cats nibbling on what appears to be chocolate sauce around our more intimate areas, then again, we probably can't hold our liquor like Maria Fowler. Enjoy.
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Katie Price And Drunken Upskirts Go Together Like Bread and Jam (You Figure Out Which Is the Jam)
I'll say this, for all the times Katie Price gets loaded and flashes her panties (or less) up under her short skirts and dresses -- I still look. Oh, sure part of this is the natural male instinct for sneaky peeks and lustful leers, but the other part is Katie Price, almost a perfect kind of mess really. Not all sloppy drunk celebrities know just how to nail this role, but Katie has a very good bead on it.
Out in Chelsea last evening, Katie got a bit snookered and flashed her knickers as she climbed into a car outside the Rose nightclub.
At some point many years down the road, Katie will be leaving Ladies Garden Clubs in matronly skirts, for now, we're going to continue to soak up those sneaky peeks. Enjoy.